This joke was in my Country magazine (Feb/Mar 2010) and just thought I’d share. Too funny!
A local news station was interviewing an 80 year old woman who’d just married for the fourth time. She told the reporter that her new husband was a funeral director.
“That’s interesting.” the reporter said, “What did your first three husbands do before they passed away?”
“The first was a banker, the second was a circus ringmaster and the third was a preacher,” she said “I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready and four to go.”
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